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re parasocial relationships i think that whenever u are Interacting with an Internet Celebrity of any magnitude it is important to fix in ur mind at all times that there is something wrong with them. it doesnt matter what is wrong with them you just need to be aware that something is definitely wrong with them because otherwise they would not be an internet celebrity
The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.
B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.
C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.
So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.
But if you're serving them you can poison the food
BREAKING NEWS
I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!
LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!
...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...
ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS
Reminds me of the "Tapera Naevia" aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have "Moss Birb" and "Pine Cone Birb"
Any non-American's ever hear about Buc-ee's?
The gas station that's as big as a football stadium, Buc-ee's?
The Wall of Jerky Buc-ee's?
The wall of candy Buc-ee's?
Renowned on America's highways for their billboards, Buc-ee's?
Renowned on America's highways for their bathrooms, Buc-ee's?
Would you like to join a cult, Buc-ee's?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A CULT, BUC-EE'S?
W̵̯̝̦̊̈́O̷͚̙̥̖͠U̶̢̗̽̈́͛̈́̄͜͜L̴̤̰̻͕̹͚̀͌̎̃̔Ḑ̴̭̙̞̑͗̈͗͠͠ ̶̨̤͉̿̈́́̍Y̸̩͈͒̈́̀̆̍Ǫ̷̘̪̋̄ͅU̸̗͔͕̅ ̷̪̘͋͑̈́̓͝Ḷ̵̨̦̜́̄͜͜I̴͔̒̕K̵͓͗̒E̶̢̮̊͂ ̶̝͐̑̇T̸̨̟̣̖̗̿̃ͅO̶̻̻̖̮͙̍̓̈͋͛͜ ̴̛̬͓́͆̅͘Ĵ̷̥͉͔̬̮̊͊Ŏ̷̧̯̬͚̖̃͜Ḭ̴̩̲̄̾̈́͆͑N̴̫̒̃̌̅ ̶̢͔̈́̃̄͌̀̕A̶͚̋̏̀ ̶͔̯̽͝ͅC̸͓̉̆͝Ū̵͇͂́̂͝L̸̪̲̳͗ͅT̷̯͙̠͇͙̖͗,̴̦̰͖̆͑͝ ̸̥̳̯̜̭̹̌͒͒̓̈́̾B̶̡̰͍̝̞̈́͗̄̍̾͘Ű̶͕̳͚̽̍̊͘͠C̷̡͍̣͂-̵̟̩̭̔É̸̻̫Ę̴͎͚̬̘̭́'̵̧̈́̑̽̀Ṣ̷̊͆͒̔̒̈́?̶͎͆?̴̛̭̖̰̬̐̔͗͘͠
ALL HAIL, BUC-EE'S!!!
It's called art
2006-2009 Toyota Rav4 (briefly visible in first shot)
2010-2015 Volkswagen Passat
moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.
[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]
Ah yes. srcrintillate
I wish robots could tell when we’re making fun of them so they could do better
